MY F@K MARELIZE, WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR COUNTRY?

It also ran into a rugby pole, that’s what.

For years I’ve been warning that it would happen. It didn’t make me very popular at cocktail parties at all. In fact, I think many of my friends, who now shun me, would like to see me ride my bicycle off a cliff. I’m a bit too brutally realistic for the “braai, rugby and naai” Lalaland oblivion they live in.

So long as they can shop at “Woolies”, flip their steaks on a fire, or sit in front of their TV sets and watch anyone tossing a ball around, they get a little aggro when someone like me comes along and tries to warn them that there’s a shitstorm coming.

Remember that patronising 2010 World Cup slogan – “It is here, I can feel it”? Well, it’s here now – hurricane “My f@k Marelize” has arrived. Remember me warning you about your apathy? Well, your apathy has naaied you good and proper, my proudly South African, patriotic friends. I bet none of you are going to say “give that man a Bells” now.

Take a look around you. Your big brand icons and business giants are crumbling. Your stadiums are emptying – now they’re only half full of idiots, with painted faces, waving their flags. Your currency is the laughing stock of the world.

The Mzansi miracle is in tatters. The “Madiba Magic” has vanished in a puff of burning towns, trucks and tyres on the highway. But, this is just the beginning of the storm and personally, there’s a part of me that says “fukkin A”. In fact, I’m rooting for Eskom to crash during the Rugby World Cup in September. Maybe that will wake this bloody stupid “Go Bokke” nation up, because pretty soon your investment portfolio’s only use, may be to line the bottom of your budgie cage with.

I warned you that sport is the dummy they are using to keep you suckers contentedly distracted, but you continued sucking it, nevertheless. “My f@k, wat nou?” Phone Max du Preez or Mmusi Maimane and ask them.

As much as I hate the DA for its insipidly PC and woeful opposition to the systematic destruction of this nation, over the last 25 years, and although I’ve never been much of a fan of Her Majesty Helen Zille, at least she had the balls to call for a tax revolt. Pity she didn’t do it 10 years ago when I called for it and got death threats for suggesting.

Other than an outright civil war, or an invasion by the USA to overthrow the ANC, this is the only game plan left to save this country from the clutches of the majority-rule entrenched comrades looting your tax money as they please. Sorry to burst your “DA all the way” little bubbles, but these thugs will never be beaten at the ballot box. They will always get over 50% thanks to the Kings on their payroll in Eastern Cape and KZN – the rest they rig with dead voters and pre-marked ballot papers, dutifully filled in by their bought and paid for IEC.

While you’re phoning Mmusi, I think I’ll give my pal Donald call.

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